February 2012
When you can't think of a good come back, so...
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
vald3z:
Girls went from duck duck goose, to fuck fuck...
Do you know why she,
tedeezy:
chooses to stay with the guy who hurt her? Cause despite that, he knows how to make her happy. There may be cuter guys out there, but she doesn’t care about that cause to her, nobody can compare. He does more right things than wrong so she stays with him for all the right things he’s done and not leave him for that one mistake. And she knows no matter who she ends up with, they’re gonna...
Asian Parents
ayyetrish:
assumes the worst in everything
creates a big deal out of the smallest things
thinks that everyone around you is gonna influence you in a bad way
tells you to get off the internet when they don’t even let you go out
yells at you, than finds other things to yell at you about when it has nothing to do with what they were yelling at you about in the first place
R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost on...
HaoleParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- LocalParent : “LICK DAT FAKA!”
- HaoleParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- LocalParent : “go get da rubbah slippah.”
-HaoleParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- LocalParent : “You miss da bus you walking to school”
- HaoleParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
-LocalParent : “We going store, no ack up or I lick you”
- HaoleParent : “please stop crying .”
- LocalParent : ”Shaddup before i give you one reason for cry"
- HaoleParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- LocalParent : “You wen lick dat faka?”
-HaoleParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-LocalParent: “Shaddup”
Having sex for the first time.
rd08211:
downforpound:
blackcrystal:
cumbuckets:
Expectations :
Reality :
that second gif is golden
Lmfaooooo!
hahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhahahahahhaahahahaahah omg
LMFAO!